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Powered by Tumblr, the blogging tool for people riddled with ADD.</description><title>Probably Brilliant</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @culby)</generator><link>http://tumblr.culbreath.us/</link><item><title>shustered:

Were we supposed to know who Yin was, cause I feel like an idiot that I didn’t

No clue....</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://shustered.tumblr.com/post/440436031/culby-awesome-season-finale-i-have-been"&gt;shustered&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Were we supposed to know who Yin was, cause I feel like an idiot that I didn’t&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;No clue. I thought the picture at the end was &lt;i&gt;Yang&lt;/i&gt; and Young Shawn.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Watch out. I’m about to brave… &lt;i&gt;the USA Network forums.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.culbreath.us/post/440444166</link><guid>http://tumblr.culbreath.us/post/440444166</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:13:00 -0500</pubDate><category>if i'm not back in 15 minutes tell my wife i love her</category></item><item><title>Awesome season finale.
(I have been waiting for 3 weeks to post...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz3nfiy8r71qz4ytho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Awesome season finale.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;sub&gt;(I have been waiting for 3 weeks to post this picture, because the episode just aired tonight.)&lt;/sub&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.culbreath.us/post/440431490</link><guid>http://tumblr.culbreath.us/post/440431490</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:06:53 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Every time I use a Mac, I'm reminded why I don't use them.</title><link>http://tumblr.culbreath.us/post/440178247</link><guid>http://tumblr.culbreath.us/post/440178247</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:10:09 -0500</pubDate><category>oh THAT will piss people off</category></item><item><title>(commacommachameleon: catastrofe)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz3dvphV4j1qz6z2wo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="tumblr_blog"&gt;(&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://commacommachameleon.tumblr.com/post/440100034/via-catastrofe"&gt;commacommachameleon&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;a href="http://catastrofe.tumblr.com/"&gt;catastrofe&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.culbreath.us/post/440102684</link><guid>http://tumblr.culbreath.us/post/440102684</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:34:44 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"They were all like, ‘What are you doing with their logo?’ and I was like, ‘I..."</title><description>““They were all like, ‘What are you doing with their logo?’ and I was like, ‘I didn’t make the logo!’ and we pulled it immediately,””&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;Marc Delphine &lt;a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/U-S-Senate-candidate-on-how-campaign-stole-Co?urn=nhl,227264"&gt;on the logo scandal&lt;/a&gt;. Turns out someone associated with his web site developer made it and donated it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I wouldn’t expect him to know the logo, since there’s no NHL presence in Oregon. At least he owned up to it.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.culbreath.us/post/440026778</link><guid>http://tumblr.culbreath.us/post/440026778</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:58:36 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>At 1:30 in the afternoon? DON’T MIND IF I DO.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz2wsl2NYt1qz4ytho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;At 1:30 in the afternoon? DON’T MIND IF I DO.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.culbreath.us/post/439366999</link><guid>http://tumblr.culbreath.us/post/439366999</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:31:00 -0500</pubDate><category>why yes</category><category>i am a bit overweight</category></item><item><title>“For  those who are asking about the misuse of the #CBJ...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz2pfnT5q31qz4ytho1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“For  those who are asking about the misuse of the #CBJ logo, the issue is being looked into. Thanks to those who pointed it  out.” -&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/BlueJacketsNHL/statuses/10276476598"&gt;@BlueJacketsNHL&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.culbreath.us/post/439158342</link><guid>http://tumblr.culbreath.us/post/439158342</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 10:52:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MENWACKY WAVING...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/keI59KRVco8&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/keI59KRVco8&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MEN&lt;br/&gt;WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MEN&lt;br/&gt;WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MEN&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.culbreath.us/post/438920857</link><guid>http://tumblr.culbreath.us/post/438920857</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 07:46:40 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>PRIVATE EYES. ARE WAATCHIN’ YOU.
(via tumblgr)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz212oSWQz1qb5zhwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;PRIVATE EYES. ARE WAATCHIN’ YOU.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://tumblgr.tumblr.com/"&gt;tumblgr&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.culbreath.us/post/438786156</link><guid>http://tumblr.culbreath.us/post/438786156</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 05:46:02 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>thedailywhat:

Sing Along of the Day: “I Am So Happy to be Home”...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2Z4m4lnjxkY&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2Z4m4lnjxkY&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/438194590/sing-along-of-the-day-i-am-so-happy-to-be-home"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Sing Along of the Day:&lt;/b&gt; “I Am So Happy to be Home” — AKA The Trololololololololololo Song — now with karaoke-ready subtitled lyrics.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/bbc4t/finally_trololo_with_sing_along_lyrics/"&gt;reddit&lt;/a&gt;.]&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;AAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;sub&gt;(Apologies to the people who hate it when I reblog TDW. This is just too good.)&lt;/sub&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.culbreath.us/post/438213532</link><guid>http://tumblr.culbreath.us/post/438213532</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:57:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>sportspage:

Derek Anderson says “ruthless” Browns fans “don’t...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz1ql6hrLq1qzddo2o1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://sportspage.tumblr.com/post/438163491/derek-anderson-says-ruthless-browns-fans-dont"&gt;sportspage&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Derek Anderson says “ruthless” Browns fans “don’t deserve a winner”.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/03/09/derek-anderson-says-ruthless-browns-fans-dont-deserve-a-winner/"&gt;full story&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;“I will never forget getting cheered when I was injured.  I know at  times I wasn’t great. I hope and pray I’m playing when my team comes to  town and [we] roll them.”&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;And in his parting shot, Derek Anderson becomes &lt;a href="http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/tag/horse-balls"&gt;Horseballs&lt;/a&gt; again.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.culbreath.us/post/438191112</link><guid>http://tumblr.culbreath.us/post/438191112</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:44:58 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>(via tumblgr)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz1dgveYi11qb5zhwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://tumblgr.tumblr.com/"&gt;tumblgr&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.culbreath.us/post/437640227</link><guid>http://tumblr.culbreath.us/post/437640227</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:04:35 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>NEWS!
[Warming Glow]</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz11z9QtD71qz4ytho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;NEWS!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2010/03/links-way-to-go-lady"&gt;Warming Glow&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.culbreath.us/post/437203045</link><guid>http://tumblr.culbreath.us/post/437203045</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 13:28:21 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>March 30th:


1853 – Vincent van Gogh, Dutch painter (d....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz0wa9pNw21qz4ytho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/March_30"&gt;March 30th&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;1853 – Vincent van Gogh, Dutch painter (d. 1890)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;1937 – Warren  Beatty, American actor and director&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;1945 – Eric  Clapton, British guitarist&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;1958 – Maurice LaMarche, Canadian voice actor&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;1962 – MC  Hammer, American rap musician&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;1964 – Ian Ziering, American actor&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;1968 – Celine Dion, Canadian singer&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;1970 – &lt;span class="mw-redirect"&gt;Secretariat&lt;/span&gt;,  American racehorse (d. 1989)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yeah, that list has it’s ups and downs.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.culbreath.us/post/437039355</link><guid>http://tumblr.culbreath.us/post/437039355</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 11:25:21 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Who's taking the last week of the month off?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;This guy right here.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It feels a little juvenile taking a vacation day on my birthday, but there you go.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.culbreath.us/post/437023669</link><guid>http://tumblr.culbreath.us/post/437023669</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 11:12:56 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>On Last Night's Episode of House</title><description>&lt;p&gt;If I ever have some extreme decision to make about a medical procedure, and I say to myself “I HAVE TO ASK TUMBLR FIRST”, you all will throw me in front of a moving truck, right?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Because I’ll do the same to you, I swear to all that is good and holy.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.culbreath.us/post/436878343</link><guid>http://tumblr.culbreath.us/post/436878343</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 09:18:30 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Hey, it’s cool. I’ve only got a sportscast due in a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz0h4cqTgR1qz4ytho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hey, it’s cool. I’ve only got a sportscast due in a few minutes, and you’re one of my go-to sites. Take your time.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.culbreath.us/post/436647215</link><guid>http://tumblr.culbreath.us/post/436647215</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 05:57:48 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Things I Said on the Air That Might Have Come Close to the Line</title><description>&lt;p&gt;“Maybe Ben Roethlisberger needs to only have threesomes, so he’ll always have a witness.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.culbreath.us/post/434855332</link><guid>http://tumblr.culbreath.us/post/434855332</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 11:24:31 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>THE DUDE ABIDES.</title><link>http://tumblr.culbreath.us/post/433946053</link><guid>http://tumblr.culbreath.us/post/433946053</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 23:33:47 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>mastodonstorm:

gonsmithe:

mastodonstorm:

stopnicole:

Love...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyxxv2yBkA1qzwr1zo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mastodonstorm.tumblr.com/post/433643425"&gt;mastodonstorm&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gonsmithe.tumblr.com/post/433641687/mastodonstorm-stopnicole-love-this-movie"&gt;gonsmithe&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mastodonstorm.tumblr.com/post/433639131"&gt;mastodonstorm&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://stopnicole.tumblr.com/post/433636663/love-this-movie"&gt;stopnicole&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Love this movie!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This movie better fucking win that Oscar.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It won’t. It’s nice that it got nominated, but, best picture is between Avatar and Hurt Locker.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I didn’t see either of those… I might see Hurt Locker and I probably won’t end up seeing Avatar for another year. It just doesn’t interest me.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You’ll notice Avatar wasn’t nominated for Best Original Screenplay. That’s because there was nothing original about it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.culbreath.us/post/433661312</link><guid>http://tumblr.culbreath.us/post/433661312</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 21:18:39 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
