Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
(Hat Tip: ali-with-an-i and the Radar)
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mikeyllorin reblogged this from kayfabe
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jakec reblogged this from aidenpyne and added:
HALF OF THESE ARE SIMILES. HOW DID THESE “TEACHERS” GRADUATE?
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notsharon reblogged this from livejamie and added:
a deep, throaty, genuine laugh,...that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.”
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thepeacoat reblogged this from ali-with-an-i
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moneyissues reblogged this from onemoretimewithfeeling
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sraz reblogged this from livejamie and added:
ohmy, this is hilarious!
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tyce reblogged this from livejamie
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urbanpringle reblogged this from dallasw and added:
Yeah. we got that. help.com didn’t.
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dallasw reblogged this from urbanpringle and added:
are all similes!
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badwobot reblogged this from ali-with-an-i
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percepto reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:
faves are #11 and #19 - priceless.
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myfirstsodabread reblogged this from hugehuge and added:
I like 19: Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.
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hugehuge reblogged this from ali-with-an-i
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urbanpringle reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:
These students are pretty darn creative actually. If I were...teacher these submissions...
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justfeisty reblogged this from libbylovesnyc
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aidenpyne reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:
Fav is: 6. Her vocabulary...bad as, like, whatever.
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amandemic reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:
Number 3 had me in hysterics!
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heylookathatree reblogged this from shannern and added:
um, i have no words. only tons of laughter.
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vulturepiano reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:
I prefer: She grew on him like she...colony of E. coli, and he was room temperature...
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meghangrace reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:
These are similes, not metaphors, but still funny.
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ruaarnold reblogged this from livejamie and added:
I love them all, but my two favorites were: Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the...
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culby reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:
(Hat Tip: ali-with-an-i and the Radar)
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jamiea reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:
I love number 11: “From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when...
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theandrewbrown reblogged this from ali-with-an-i
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rainbowhill reblogged this from livejamie and added:
I really hate to rain pedantically on your parade but, bar one, these are all examples of simile. You know, I never met...
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libbylovesnyc reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:
deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
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corcoranm reblogged this from ali-with-an-i
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amilniazi reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:
I hope everyone’s getting the message here, which...kids are stupid.
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iichlits reblogged this from clablr and added:
colony of E. coli, and he was room temperature Canadian beef.”
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clablr reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:
deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound...dog makes just before it throws up.
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johnthomas reblogged this from ali-with-an-i
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skar reblogged this from brocatus and added:
What about this one: 25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were
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brocatus reblogged this from livejamie and added:
Forgot to add my own favorite; “The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.”...
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cchausman reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:
I love this one right here: 10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like...Hefty...
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kim reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:
I think I had an email of something like this
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verydefinitely reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:
faves are no. 4 and 23: 4. She grew on him like she...colony of E. coli, and he was room...
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kicksterflixter reblogged this from jamienguyenle
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souvenirs reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:
One of my favorites: 6. Her vocabulary...bad as, like, whatever.
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ieatyouruterus reblogged this from oktopussy and added:
hahahaha i love this nikita x]
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agsystems reblogged this from livejamie and added:
“Funny metaphors similies used in high school essays” 12. Her hair glistened in the rain
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oktopussy reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:
spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like...guy who went blind...
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hellointernet reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:
6. Her vocabulary...bad as, like, whatever.
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baotran reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:
these are hilarious
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restlessruminations reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:
These made me smile. Several of them are quite clever, albeit silly.
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shannern reblogged this from livejamie and added:
I’m SO using these this year. What will I get in trouble for more: bad metaphors or plagiarizing?
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areid reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:
Metaphors I plan to use in daily conversation....favorite is number 11: “From the attic...
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livejamie reblogged this from onemoretimewithfeeling and added:
My favorite: “John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.”
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pwnedbylorna reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:
I read all this before sometime ago, but I still like them. I love great analogies.
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okayjokesover reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:
spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like...guy who went blind...
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markyb reblogged this from superdoofus-stratodrive and added:
22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from...
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superdoofus-stratodrive reblogged this from whatson and added:
after reading that list it looks like palahniuk’s new noir novel is writing itself! missing as of yet: the factoids he...
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tleslieb reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:
Anna… you need to read these.. it will crack you up. Yes I know that I just singled out one reader, but I know she will...
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luap reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:
favorite by far: 6. Her vocabulary...bad as, like, whatever. Which reminds me of the...
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ahhmanda reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:
deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound...dog makes just before it throws up. that’s...
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ohthehumanity reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:
laughing so hard I cried.
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ashhol reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:
lol 20. The plan...simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just...
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dangbooty reblogged this from jlovely and added:
I believe these are called similies. Still, they gave me a smile when reading them, though.
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chelynne reblogged this from alilbit and added:
I love this. Heeheehee!
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dazzlingdelta reblogged this from katysaidso and added:
holy crap im going to love reading this
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katysaidso reblogged this from jlovely and added:
I LOL’d at no. 12, “Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.”
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jlovely reblogged this from missbrightside and added:
“25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.”
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setuplikeadeckofcards reblogged this from chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy and added:
My favourite is No. 11. It’s funny, but it’s also pretty expressive. I know exactly what they mean: “The whole scene had...
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missbrightside reblogged this from jaclynday and added:
“Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.” LOL.
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transformersandnails reblogged this from onemoretimewithfeeling and added:
Oh, Phil. 20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
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bmiller reblogged this from jaclynday and added:
I will go with No. 14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each...
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allisonandgeoffrey reblogged this from onemoretimewithfeeling and added:
Love this one - super romantic: She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it...
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jona reblogged this from jaclynday and added:
Thank you for the nice, hearty laugh this morning. A laugh so hearty, it was almost as if it came out of a Campbell’s...
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yourpalmal reblogged this from jaclynday and added:
My favorite was #3: He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he...
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lrusso reblogged this from onemoretimewithfeeling
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bensley reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:
Haha great stuff! Actually makes me feel like writing
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reallykatie reblogged this from onemoretimewithfeeling and added:
16. “John and Mary...never met. They were...two hummingbirds...
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onemoretimewithfeeling reblogged this from jaclynday and added:
“From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in...
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gmayfair reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:
HA! 20. The plan...simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just...
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jaclynday reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:
I LOL’d at no. 19: Shots rang out,...shots are wont to do.
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