1. mikeyllorin reblogged this from kayfabe
2. jakec reblogged this from aidenpyne and added:

   HALF OF THESE ARE SIMILES. HOW DID THESE “TEACHERS” GRADUATE?

3. notsharon reblogged this from livejamie and added:

   a deep, throaty, genuine laugh,...that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.”

4. thepeacoat reblogged this from ali-with-an-i
5. moneyissues reblogged this from onemoretimewithfeeling
6. sraz reblogged this from livejamie and added:

   ohmy, this is hilarious!

7. tyce reblogged this from livejamie
8. urbanpringle reblogged this from dallasw and added:

   Yeah. we got that. help.com didn’t.

9. dallasw reblogged this from urbanpringle and added:

   are all similes!

10. badwobot reblogged this from ali-with-an-i
11. percepto reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    faves are #11 and #19 - priceless.

12. myfirstsodabread reblogged this from hugehuge and added:

    I like 19: Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.

13. hugehuge reblogged this from ali-with-an-i
14. urbanpringle reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    These students are pretty darn creative actually. If I were...teacher these submissions...

15. justfeisty reblogged this from libbylovesnyc
16. aidenpyne reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    Fav is: 6. Her vocabulary...bad as, like, whatever.

17. amandemic reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    Number 3 had me in hysterics!

18. heylookathatree reblogged this from shannern and added:

    um, i have no words. only tons of laughter.

19. vulturepiano reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    I prefer: She grew on him like she...colony of E. coli, and he was room temperature...

20. meghangrace reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    These are similes, not metaphors, but still funny.

21. ruaarnold reblogged this from livejamie and added:

    I love them all, but my two favorites were: Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the...

22. culby reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    (Hat Tip: ali-with-an-i and the Radar)

23. jamiea reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    I love number 11: “From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when...

24. theandrewbrown reblogged this from ali-with-an-i
25. rainbowhill reblogged this from livejamie and added:

    I really hate to rain pedantically on your parade but, bar one, these are all examples of simile. You know, I never met...

26. libbylovesnyc reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

27. baronvoncrunk reblogged this from ohthehumanity and added:

    Amazing. Especially the Jeopardy one.

28. andrewglennflavin reblogged this from ali-with-an-i
29. corcoranm reblogged this from ali-with-an-i
30. amilniazi reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    I hope everyone’s getting the message here, which...kids are stupid.

31. iichlits reblogged this from clablr and added:

    colony of E. coli, and he was room temperature Canadian beef.”

32. clablr reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound...dog makes just before it throws up.

33. johnthomas reblogged this from ali-with-an-i
34. skar reblogged this from brocatus and added:

    What about this one: 25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were

35. brocatus reblogged this from livejamie and added:

    Forgot to add my own favorite; “The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.”...

36. cchausman reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    I love this one right here: 10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like...Hefty...

37. kim reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    I think I had an email of something like this

38. verydefinitely reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    faves are no. 4 and 23: 4. She grew on him like she...colony of E. coli, and he was room...

39. kicksterflixter reblogged this from jamienguyenle
40. souvenirs reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    One of my favorites: 6. Her vocabulary...bad as, like, whatever.

41. ieatyouruterus reblogged this from amphibian and added:

    hahahaha i love this nikita x]

42. agsystems reblogged this from livejamie and added:

    “Funny metaphors similies used in high school essays” 12. Her hair glistened in the rain

43. bbbrad reblogged this from livejamie
44. looznooz reblogged this from ali-with-an-i
45. nikita-banana reblogged this from ali-with-an-i
46. amphibian reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like...guy who went blind...

47. jamienguyenle reblogged this from ali-with-an-i
48. hellointernet reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    6. Her vocabulary...bad as, like, whatever.

49. baotran reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    these are hilarious

50. restlessruminations reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    These made me smile. Several of them are quite clever, albeit silly.

51. kayfabe reblogged this from onemoretimewithfeeling
52. somageek reblogged this from ali-with-an-i
53. emmiryrai reblogged this from ali-with-an-i
54. shannern reblogged this from livejamie and added:

    I’m SO using these this year. What will I get in trouble for more: bad metaphors or plagiarizing?

55. areid reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    Metaphors I plan to use in daily conversation....favorite is number 11: “From the attic...

56. livejamie reblogged this from onemoretimewithfeeling and added:

    My favorite: “John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.”

57. pwnedbylorna reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    I read all this before sometime ago, but I still like them. I love great analogies.

58. okayjokesover reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like...guy who went blind...

59. markyb reblogged this from superdoofus-stratodrive and added:

    22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from...

60. superdoofus-stratodrive reblogged this from whatson and added:

    after reading that list it looks like palahniuk’s new noir novel is writing itself! missing as of yet: the factoids he...

61. tleslieb reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    Anna… you need to read these.. it will crack you up. Yes I know that I just singled out one reader, but I know she will...

62. whatson reblogged this from ali-with-an-i
63. heh reblogged this from ali-with-an-i
64. luap reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    favorite by far: 6. Her vocabulary...bad as, like, whatever. Which reminds me of the...

65. ahhmanda reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound...dog makes just before it throws up. that’s...

66. ohthehumanity reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    laughing so hard I cried.

67. ashhol reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    lol 20. The plan...simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just...

68. dangbooty reblogged this from jlovely and added:

    I believe these are called similies. Still, they gave me a smile when reading them, though.

69. chelynne reblogged this from alilbit and added:

    I love this. Heeheehee!

70. dazzlingdelta reblogged this from katysaidso and added:

    holy crap im going to love reading this

71. katysaidso reblogged this from jlovely and added:

    I LOL’d at no. 12, “Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.”

72. jlovely reblogged this from missbrightside and added:

    “25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.”

73. rackattack reblogged this from jona
74. alilbit reblogged this from onemoretimewithfeeling
75. setuplikeadeckofcards reblogged this from chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy and added:

    My favourite is No. 11. It’s funny, but it’s also pretty expressive. I know exactly what they mean: “The whole scene had...

76. chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy reblogged this from jaclynday
77. raindelays reblogged this from missbrightside
78. missbrightside reblogged this from jaclynday and added:

    “Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.” LOL.

79. transformersandnails reblogged this from onemoretimewithfeeling and added:

    Oh, Phil. 20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.

80. bmiller reblogged this from jaclynday and added:

    I will go with No. 14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each...

81. allisonandgeoffrey reblogged this from onemoretimewithfeeling and added:

    Love this one - super romantic: She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it...

82. furth reblogged this from onemoretimewithfeeling
83. theipodguru reblogged this from onemoretimewithfeeling
84. cwags reblogged this from onemoretimewithfeeling and added:

    My favorite is Mr. Literal #3: He spoke with...wisdom that can only come from...

85. jona reblogged this from jaclynday and added:

    Thank you for the nice, hearty laugh this morning. A laugh so hearty, it was almost as if it came out of a Campbell’s...

86. yourpalmal reblogged this from jaclynday and added:

    My favorite was #3: He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he...

87. lrusso reblogged this from onemoretimewithfeeling
88. bensley reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    Haha great stuff! Actually makes me feel like writing

89. reallykatie reblogged this from onemoretimewithfeeling and added:

    16. “John and Mary...never met. They were...two hummingbirds...

90. onemoretimewithfeeling reblogged this from jaclynday and added:

    “From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in...

91. gmayfair reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    HA! 20. The plan...simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just...

92. jaclynday reblogged this from ali-with-an-i and added:

    I LOL’d at no. 19: Shots rang out,...shots are wont to do.

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