March 2010
wellthatsjustgreat:
This seems like sports talk that doesn’t make my soul cry.
I know I already reblogged this post once, but I wanted to thank Giffen for this, and explain a little bit about my philosophy of the show.
In sports talk, there’s two main formats: The “I’m a Fucking Genius and Everybody Should Listen to Me” Show or the “POOP FART BROADS...
“I hope one day that a woman will love me as much as Bob Costas loves the sound...”
– giffen
wellthatsjustgreat:
So, economy’s in great shape in Toledo, right? Lots of job opportunities for failed teachers/failed improvisors/failed trainers/failed managers?
I’m a quadruple non-threat.
If you count being the 15th most miserable city in the US “great shape”, sure!
The first few minutes of the show.
February 2010
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The Benchwarmers →
Come listen to me cry like a bitch.
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DAMNIT NASH GET YOUR HANDS OFF HIM
YOU’LL CATCH THE PRIMA-DONNA
And fuck Crosby.
gregb:
That is all.
It’s gonna be really great when the Penguins are on TV every night, and those teams in the South Bettman just had to have continue to hemorrhage money.
Seriously, if anybody but Crosby scored that goal, I’d be thrilled (If Nash scored it, I’d tattoo his number on my arm). But I fuckin’ hate 87.
ABC
Anybody But Crosby
Welcome to My Alternate History
Where, due to my abject failure at Empire: Total War, our nation’s first president is Samuel Adams.
Little Caeser's Locations
joledo:
Because my dinner post seemed to go over pretty well on tumblr and twitter:
This is where I used to live:
This is where I live now:
I miss the midwest. Does anybody else remember when you could go into a Little Caeser’s and say “pizza, pizza” and get a free toy? This was back when they had the massive rectangular pizza’s that they cut up into squares. Those were the days.
Between...
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Cookies and Milk?
allpointsnorth:
More like Cookies and AWESOME!! AMIRITE?
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According to CNN...
thedailyfiona:
the tsunami is LATE. An hour late. The tsunami, so far, is an ASSHOLE.
The tsunami is forty minutes late. That’s 40 minutes. That’s as many as 4 tens. And that is terrible.
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The Neil Show asks: What is the correct...
iambal:
theneilshow:
Are we Tumblrites?
Tumblese?
Tumblwegian?
Personally, I think we are all Tumblish.
Tumblrinos.
Tumblonians.
Emergency shipment of condoms headed to Olympic... →
HURRRYYYY!!! HAAAAARRDD!!!
Caroline’s Spine - Sullivan (Acoustic)
“Where do all the teenage girls hang out?”
– Things that sound creepy, unless you’re playing The Sims 3. What’s worse, my wife said it.
“Half a double is only good if you’re at In-N-Out. Instead, I think...”
– @suss2hyphens
SUDDEN DEATH CURLING
Heeeere iiiit coooooommmeeessss…… NO!
And Sweden wins it!
WOW
“If you non hockey fans hate not being able to see the puck, the Finnish net is a...”
– Shustered
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Watchonemoretimewithfeeling:
Tim Burton remakes Weekend at Bernie’s.
Still waiting for Tim Burton’s Weird Science.
Hey, Surprise Bonus!
Nice little extra little chunk in my paycheck today. I just wish they’d warned us ahead of time. I saw it in the bank account this morning and thought I got a massive raise. My heart is still pounding.
Team Fortress 2 Propaganda Ads →
Two reactions after viewing all this great artwork:
I really wish I could draw.
Tumblr needs to start some sort of mock propaganda campaign against Twitter.
The 2-Months-Too-Late Super-Short Movie Review:...
I’m pretty sure I knew the ending before James Cameron did.
shustered:
Last day of Olympic curling tomorrow.
Sad face.
It’ll always live in our hearts. And on CBC.
“Also known as Maya’s mom, Mila won a challenge and placed in the top 2 right...”
– Drew Magary on Project Runway
If there was enough material for “Straight Guys talk ProjRun” tumblr, I’d start it.
No Grapes, No Nuts, No Market Share →
marco:
Great story about Grape Nuts.
Mixed with yeast (one cup per 2,000 pounds) and water, the flour turns to dough, gets chopped into 10-pound loaves and sent into a huge oven — 1,610 loaves at a time. “Now it gets interesting,” Mr. Vargas said at his workstation, watching the loaves emerge from the oven and catapult into the darkness. An instant later, they hit the fan — a whirling...
I probably shouldn't be laughing at this,...
thedmoshow:
one of my third graders was pulling things out of her bag looking for a pencil. she grabbed notebooks, her lunch, worksheets… no pencil. one of my favorite (read: misbehaved) kids yells “GIRL REMEMBERED TO BRING 3 PUDDINGS BUT CAN’T REMEMBER A PENCIL?”
at which point I started laughing more than a respectable teacher should.
Fuck it, that’s funny.
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bloggingviatumblelog:
The Phantom of the Opera |...
FREAKING FINALLY →
The USA semifinal men’s hockey game against the winner of the Czech Republic vs. Finland will be broadcast live in all time zones on NBC this Friday at 3 p.m. ET.
This will also be streamed live on nbcolympics.com for people who want to watch it on their computers.
RICK NASH, HOW DO YOU DO!