October 2009
Browns go back to Anderson at QB →
sportscentr:
You know the old expression, “Don’t switch horses in midstream?” This is more like, “If you, your horse, and the wagon containing your entire family are going over a waterfall, go ahead and switch horses for all the good it will do you.”
Wild prediction: By Week 10, Delonte West will be the starting QB in Cleveland. It’s not that crazy - we already know he’s comfortable with the...
Infomercial Hell dot com →
gunstreetgirl:
“Have you seen the shameless exaggeration, the tasteless products, and the pure hokum dispensed by all those infomercials that clog up the late night airwaves? Welcome to the Ridiculous Infomercial Review, the website that gleans laughs from the tacky world of television infomercials. All sorts of infomercials are featured here, old and new, famous and obscure—the more ludicrous...
September 2009
In brainstorming jokes for today’s Cleveland Meltdown, I immediately thought back to the still-hilarious Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism PSA. And 2 things dawned on me…
I think the parking lot I proposed to my wife in is in the shot where they’re talking about the Flats. Yeah, the more I think about it, the more I wish I could go back in time and tell my past self...
Cleveland Indians fire Eric Wedge amid Disappointing Season
Cleveland Browns start Derek Anderson against Cincinnati
Cleveland Cavaliers guard Delonte West missing from Practice
ahahahah cleveland
"It was then that Grover realized he was the...
bowlingalleylawyer:
YAYAYAYYAY!
one of my kids just gave this as an answer to “Give an example of an epiphany in literature” on her vocab quiz!!!!
my childhood favorite, favorite book!!!!
shouty! shouty!
Instant A+.
Hell, Instant A++.
oh god ella why are you up already
it’s 6 o’clock
i gotta work
no you cant play animal crossing
Contemplating buying the pilot of Friday Night...
ajamison:
nicolesblargh:
Not sure if it’s worth it though, but I need a new show to get into.
GREAT show, totally worth it.
YES. Buy it. Fantastic show. You’ll be buying the DVDs in no time.
I hate it when TV Writers try to write about Video...
“LUCKY FOR YOU I HAVE THE MEGA BLASTER”
Brandie: I don't like your new layout.
Me: Why?
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Me: You know, there's an easy fix for that?
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I’m going in late to work because Ella’s got a nasty cough. She’s had it since Friday, but the overnight episode made us schedule a doctor’s appointment. For the last two hours, however, she’s been very awake and in high spirits, although still coughing. Everytime I think “You know, I should just cancel the appointment”, she starts coughing again.
So...
What a messed up morning.
Things got cold last night, which kept waking my wife and I up. Of course, neither one of us, in our half-asleep state, thought to close the window.
About 4:30, Ella wakes up with a nasty cough. She’s had it off and on since Friday. I stumble into the kitchen, pour some cough medicine, and send her off. She’ll be a fun one to wake up.
After I pass back out,...
I now have my 60-year-old stepfather as a friend on Facebook.
FML.
There’s probably a theory somewhere that says the quality if your day can be influenced by the first song you hear. Getting in the car and hearing The Cranberries has to be a good sign.
Toledo 41, FIU 31
After 4 games, this much is clear: The Rocket’s defense blows chunks.
FYI
Vanilla Tootsie Rolls are awesome.
Watchajamison: complicatedshoes:
“La Biblioteca” - via NBC’s Community
WatchAMINALS ARE AWSOEM
“To the empowerage of words!”
“To the irony of that sentence.”
– Chevy Chase and Joel McHale’s characters in Community.
I promise you, with Tumblr as my witness, I will never stop laughing at the phrase “This news sponsored by Menards.”
“Don’t be the Lions. Don’t let a bad start ruin the whole game.”
– Don, on my morning. Good call.
The Onion: Nadir Of Western Civilization To Be... →
“From the prehistoric Lascaux cave paintings to the stirring symphonies of Mozart to today’s hot-dog eating competitions and action films with comical gerbils, culture has descended into a festering pool of mass ignorance,” said Yale sociologist Paul Riordan, who has spent his career analyzing western civilization’s fall into the depths of depravity. “If our...
Did you ever have one of those mornings where, even though you went to bed on time, you feel like you didn’t get enough sleep?
Then you hop in the shower, and ask yourself if you shampooed your hair yet, only to find out the second you put more shampoo in it that yes, indeed, this is redundant?
And then you attempt to communicate information to tens of thousands of people with just your...
Firefox To Replace Menus With Office Ribbon |... →
davereed:
Argh!!! Why is everyone else buying into Microsoft’s stupid “Menus-make-too-much-sense-Let’s-make-it-all-a-bunch-of-pictures” mentality?!?
via mcbutterbuns
Here’s what I don’t get about “the ribbon”. If that’s the call, then fine. Make the call. The Ribbon is The Future. All Hail The Ribbon. But then make The Ribbon the Standard. Looking in Windows 7...
bowlingalleylawyer:
ok a football team doing the Single Ladies dance on the field?
Epic.
you win Glee, you win.
As much as I’ve liked the show, that killed it for me. But maybe it’s the sports fan in me.
FALSE START! ENCROACHMENT! DELAY OF GAME!
“Before the referee could drop the puck, Willie [Trognitz] grabbed Dennis...”
– Doug Mahood, who played on the “Murder Inc.” line back for the Goaldiggers in the early 80’s. THAT’S Toledo Hockey.