September 2009
MUST GO FASTER
I can’t wait to air this new computer out, but it’s been a while since I physically purchased a game, and it’s taking too long to download TF2 on Steam. I tried to download Quake Live, but it’s taking it’s jolly good time too. Probably because most of the bandwidth is being eaten up by Steam.
SUPREME COSMIC POWER, iiity bity downstream pipe
August 2009
Reblog with some nonsense.
1happyst:
inothernews:
notthatkindagay:
marseeah:
Does telling people to do this really work?
not really, but i guess sometimes?
also, i hate nose hairs.
Wankel Rotary Engine.
Coopersmith Rotary Engine.
it is some fruits
It just occurred to me as I’m prematurley geeking out in preparation for building my new computer tonight, I NEED A NAME FOR IT.
I decided a while back that I was going to theme my network with MST3k terms. The computer I’m running now was Mitchell until I replaced the motherboard, then it became Ortega. The WAN ID is WatchOutForSnakes.
I’m not sure if I want to go with...
YTMND - Denzel: Badupabebepbebep →
I don’t know why this just popped back in my head again, but here it is. Still freaking funny.
Ella’s name for the goldfish: Goldilocks
Our name for the goldfish: Deadsies
Years and years back, my wife gave all of her Barbie’s away to her cousin’s kid.
They have been repaid ten-fold. Yesterday, her Barbie’s along with her cousin’s and her cousin’s kid’s dolls came back to us. 131 dolls in all.
Ochocinco already fined $5,000 →
Cincinnati Bengals receiver Chad Ochocinco was fined $5,000 for wearing an orange chin strap during a preseason game.
Rule 5, Section 4, Article 3(a) specifies that all players must wear a “Helmet with chin strap (white only) fastened and face mask attached.”
On his Twitter account, Ochocinco said he was suing the NFL for discrimination.
“Im sueing [sic] the NFL,” he...
I don’t know what possessed me to throw Rusted Root into this afternoon’s playlist, but there it is.
SEHMEOHMAHWAY
Domains I Would Purchase If I had a Use For Them
mutualfunk.com
wooliebear:
culby:
BRB, hamster burial.
Burial at sea…or? Oh, prolly not.
RIP, hamster.
Had to drive out to my Mom’s hosue, they actually have land to do a proper burial.
And we got back with 8 minutes to spare for Project Runway.
BRB, hamster burial.
“I’ve introduced myself (to Brodeur), but I’ll wait until the end of...”
– Steve Mason, a li’l bit giddy meeting his boyhood idol with the Canadian Olympic Team.
Can I get a witness?
(via onemoretimewithfeeling)
I wasn’t there, officer. I was at the restaurant on 5th and Main. Ask the bartender.
bowlsby:
culby:
Also, I think I need to clean off my desktop.
And explain why you have a framed samuel l. jackson picture above your comp…. awkward.
About that… a co-worker of mine used to sit at this desk. He’s still in the same room, just one desk over. So we just left it there.
How good/bad is it when you’re waiting for your boss to get in, so you can get a dose of logic and reality in your day?
bowlingalleylawyer:
I dreamed Gordon Ramsay was my dentist, and it was like a party in his office. Michael Vartan was there drunk. I kept trying to take a picture of Gordon for ya’ll.
oh well, at least this time I wasn’t a hooker in brothel.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CAVITY HERE FOR
My parts from NewEgg finally shipped.
The case shipped from New Jersey. It should be here tomorrow.
Everything else shipped from California. It should be here on Monday.
Now that’s just flat out cruel.
The office Fantasy Football league just filled up, and it gave me the first pick in the draft. Since I’m commish, should I feel bad about that?
Ella got her first lesson in “People Are Assholes” today. A kid in her class asked her to scratch him to see if it would hurt. Ella, eager to make friends, drew blood. The kid immediately turned her in to the teacher. Apparently, even Kindergarteners are assholes.
The problem is:
complicatedshoes:
themattsmith:
Most of the things that make Tumblr “unmonetizable” are what make it fun and familial and comfortable and informative and safe and cool.
I don’t envy Marco and Karp for the tough decisions they’re going to have to make if they want to go big.
(RE: This article)
See all that blue space on either side of your dashboard?
You won’t.
I’d really think...
