August 2009
The night’s comics were Kevin Zeoli and James Ervin Berry. Zeoli was the headliner, but Berry was better. They were both hilarious, however, so I figure any mention they get, the better.
July 2009
Goin’ to the comedy club for Brandie’s birthday. Noooo idea who’s on stage, but that makes it all the better.
AOL announces "All Nickelback" radio station →
livejamie:
This article is not from The Onion
At least I’m reading this first thing in the morning. You know, before I’ve eaten anything that could come back up.
LOOKADIS PHOTOGRAPH
yosamanthrax:
Same group? Are you trying to tell me that this is an actual group? Like… group as in band?
Yeop. The Buckwheat Boyz:
The Buckwheat Boyz is a Miami-based DJ crew founded by DJ Chipman who is the voice responsible for the club song “Peanut Butter Jelly Time”, which became an Internet superhit after a flash video using the song was published on the internet,...
daleena:
My immediate reaction to this photo was “What kind of crap CD is that!?!?”
My bad dog. That is a lovely family portrait and i now feel like a douche.
You’re right on one note: it would be a terrible CD.
Report: Manny Ramirez, David Ortiz tested positive... →
You know what’s gonna happen? The whole list from 2003 is gonna come out, they’re going to strike all the records, and do you know who will be the last man standing?
Ken Griffey Jr., just like it was supposed to be.
passthemike:
“Two Princes” - Spin Doctors
When...
“Buying your kid ice cream is the only time they ever appear genuinely excited to...”
– Drew Magary, of course.
“You could at least write on your Tumblr that it was good.”
– Brandie, on the meatloaf. Of course it was delicious.
Tomato Garden
wooliebear: mercurypdx: janieblue84:
An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my...
“I’m trying my hand at meatloaf. Be afraid, be very afraid!”
– Brandie
It is not called 'instant messenging'
complicatedshoes:
Are you trying to say ‘messaging’? Well don’t do it because it hurts my ears when you do it. Also hearing it come shooting out of your face makes me want to put on some Huey Lewis and The News (Hip To Be Square, to be exact) and cover my furniture in plastic to protect it from the massacre about to ensue.
Repeat after me.
Instant. Messaging. Instant. Messaging. Instant....
A promo I made for the afternoon show. Sometimes,...
Baseball scorekeeping - Wikipedia →
9th batter, #48 Russ Ortiz (the Giants’ starting pitcher) hits a single (diagonal single line drawn next to the lower-right side of the diamond). J.T. Snow advances to home on that single (the diagonal line drawn next to the lower left side of the diamond in Snow’s “cell”) to score the game’s only run. Ortiz is given credit for an RBI (run batted in), denoted by the...
Early morning computer repairs… FUN!
I’ve been trying to get up early this week, conditioning myself for next week, when I’ll be doing morning sports for the station again. It hasn’t worked out at all. My 7 o’clock alarm has transformed into a 5:30, and I’m sleeping right through it.
Not good.
Remember that crazy guy that wanted his neighbor... →
onemoretimewithfeeling:
I hope this is for real. It’s awesome.
Hell, I want to build a chair tower in honor of this guy.
Twitter Updates Officially Become Tweets →
(via lenier)
Remember when the English language had dignity?
“I have a Guinness in there?”
– Me, in the midsts of cleaning the fridge.
The Onion: Abstinence-Only Lunch Programs... →
“There’s no evidence to suggest that instructing teens not to chew, swallow, or even think about food is actually going to stop them from eating,” Sebelius told reporters. “Let’s face it: Kids are already eating. And not only during lunchtime. They’re eating after school, at the mall, in their parents’ basements. Pretending like it’s not happening...
It took long enough, but I finally was able to weasel away some tickets to a Mud Hens game. Sunday night, against the Buffalo Bisons. Right down the First Base line, next to the visitor’s dugout. Gonna have to teach Ella the fine art of heckling.
Huntington Bank
wooliebear:
Again? I absolutely HATE and despise you. HATE HATE HATE. Thanks for closing the account down like I asked and then charging me FEES for MONTHS on an account I closed and THEN dipping into the CHECKING reserve so I now owe THREE-HUNDRED DOLLARS IN FEES!
I HATE YOU!!!!
Call them and raise hell. Demand to talk to a supervisor. Demand to talk to their supervisor. Demand to talk to...
Of all the songs to get stuck in my head, why “Land Down Under”?
Ways I've Let Down Popular Musicians →
onemoretimewithfeeling: bg5000:
Failed to feel the noize, which doesn’t seem like my fault, but Quiet Riot was still peeved.
Clutched it too tightly, lost control, resulting in tersely worded letter from .38 Special.
Over-Under: Rickey goes Rickey
4: The number of times Rickey Henderson talks about himself in the 3rd person during his Hall of Fame induction speech.
I’m taking the over. You?
thedailyfiona:
In case you worked your butt off all week and didn’t hear about this yet…Facebook has agreed to let third party advertisers use your posted pictures without your permission. Click on “Settings” up at the top where you see the “Logout” link. Select “Privacy”. Then select “News Feed and Wall”. Next, select the tab that reads...
