July 2009
June 2009
daleena:
OMG Dane Cook just died!
((Crossing Fingers))
GUYS I LIKE TOTALLY DIED.
DID YOU SEE THAT?
I’M TOTALLY DEAD
LIKE I’M NOT LIVING
Someone needs to make a Fake Dane Cook Tumblr.
Sure enough, the weather is crap. After dinner (which turned out to be a chain restaurant, just not one we have in Toledo), we grabbed some groceries (room has a full kitchen!), and went back to the hotel. Just finished watching Outbreak on AMC.
(If I wanted to sit in a room and watch the boob tube, I’d have stayed home! This better clear up for our trip to the Great Bear Dunes.)
By the vy: I’m such a loser, I brought the Wii to the hotel.
Good News, Bad News
We finally made it here, about 15 minutes ahead of schedule.
Good News: We have Internet Access. It’s not WiFi, it’s Wired… but it’s included.
Bad News: Cells are roaming. Damn you Sprint!
Thoughs while listening to the driving...
I don’t get why people rag so hard on Elton John’s “Your Song”. Yes, the lyrics are clunky, but they’re supposed to be. The songwriter is so lovestruck that he can’t think straight. He’s trying to write, but is simply too floored to do it. That’s what makes the song so damn good.
reblog with an unlikely Michael Bay movie.
wooliebear:
scaramouche:
inothernews:
bringtheruckuss:
Catcher in the Rye
directed by Michael Bay.
On Golden Pond directed by Michael Bay.
I Am Sam
directed by Michael Bay
Little Women
directed by Michael Bay
THE SOUND OF MUSIC
Directed by Michael Bay
“Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If...”
– P. J. O’Rourke (via dailycow: poortaste: wooliebear)
Ed McMahon, Farah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Billy Mays.
o/` ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER THINGS o/`
wooliebear:
dailyhuff:
MSNBC just reported that epically-bearded pitchman for the ages Billy Mays has died at age 50. Excuse me, I’ll be in seclusion.
I’m so glad you’re back for these important matters.
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE AFTERLIFE.
What group of white-ass mofos thought they could cover RayRay’s version of America the Beautiful? I’ll kill ‘em!
Guess who managed a sunburn on his first day of vacation?
This guy.
(And we haven’t even left for the real vacationy part of the vacation! That’s on Monday!)
Somebody mentioned that in the last episode of Burn Notice, the goon was smoking Morley brand cigarettes. Morley was the brand used in the X-Files.
While this in of itself is nothing more than a cool homage, it also means Burn Notice is the dream of an autistic child.
(Honestly, I love this whole little theory, I can’t explain why.)
WatchBlur - Coffee and TV
YTMND - Mournwalk →
(I SAID I WAS DONE, INTERNET.)
First day of vacation, and I’m up at 6:30 in the damn morning.
bowlingalleylawyer:
aw man, I really didn’t want to feel sad about MJ cos, you know, he raped a bunch of kids.
but for real- he was a part of my childhood and teen years, so there is definitely a part of me that has to be sad. But I think I said good-bye to that Michael many, many years ago.
I’ve been trying to roll this around in my head as well. I mean, when all of this crap...
Listen close.
Because you need to hear this.
I know you don’t need anybody telling you what to watch on TV.
But if you’re not watching Burn Notice, you are missing out.
And I mean that.
“It took Michael Jackson’s death to bring music back to MTV.”
– Megan
Michael Jackson has a heart attack! →
complicatedshoes:
We’ve just learned Michael Jackson was taken by ambulance to a hospital in Los Angeles … and we’re told it was cardiac arrest and that paramedics administered CPR in the ambulance. He was picked up at his home around 20 minutes ago — we’re told his mother is on the way to visit him. UPDATE: The 911 call came in at 12:21PM at his Holmby Hills home in L.A.
We here at the...
“I didn’t have a stop watch, but it seemed to me the elephantine action scenes...”
– Roger Ebert on Transformers 2. Will Leitch Adds…
Also, I’ve enjoyed Brothers Bloom and Brick director Rian Johnson’s Twitter, in which he defines Michael Bay’s creative process as, “clarified by describing any scene from the film then putting the words “and shit” at the end of it.”
‘And...
