June 2009
They just said "after the jump" on TV.
bowlingalleylawyer:
that doesn’t really work on tv, doncha think?
Neither did Keyboard Cat, to be honest.
(Also, I tried “after the jump” on the radio once. Didn’t work there either.)
May 2009
Pillow Talk Fail
Brandie: Are you finished picking on me?
What I Started to Say: I want to pick on you… What I Changed My Mind to Say: I want to kiss on you… What I Said: I want to piss… oh damn.
My Tumblarity today...
traditional-liberal:
It shot up almost 200 points in one day.
I go away for 15 minutes or so and it’s down 30.
wtf, Tumblr. w. t. f.
(This may be only my second Tumblarity post. LOOK AT WHAT YOU MADE ME DO.)
I think Tumblarity is based partly on what you’ve done during the week. The day that I graduated, I saw a huge increase, mostly because I posted a bunch of pictures, and they...
Obamas' Date Night in New York City Draws... →
traditional-liberal:
But you see, Barack Obama is a man of the people. He knows what the regular folks are going through. He understands the need to be frugal.
(Never mind that Obama has never had a real job in his life. Ever. He probably doesn’t know how to replace a tire.)
I’m actually not all too bothered by this. Well, the flight to NYC is a bothersome (since it’s on our...
I love mustard
mastodonstorm:
For the past five years, if there has ever been an instance where you would normally put ketchup on a food, I would put mustard instead. :D
Amen to this. Hot dogs, french fries, everything. Brown mustard, too. Don’t you bring that weak-ass yellow mustard up in this piece.
traditional-liberal:
I watched the final episode of “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” last night. There was a segment that I absolutely loved (and hated): “The Best of Jaywalking.”
For those who don’t know, this was a segment where Jay goes out on the street, gets random people on camera and asks them fairly simple questions. And they get them all wrong. Dead wrong.
For example, Jay asked one...
I forgot to write why Puzzle Pirates is so friggin’ cool when I linked it last night.
First off, everything you do is a puzzle. Swordfighting, Fistfighting, sailing, cannon loading, bilge pumping, carpentry, distilling, alchemy… everything is a puzzle. On pillages, anywhere from 7 to 159 people work together to keep the ship moving, it’s actually pretty cool.
Secondly, items...
Also, I must be a giant wuss, because my fingers STILL hurt if they’re not on ice or in water, and I’m not sure how I’m gonna get to sleep tonight.
Got the good news today: Ella got into the charter school we toured yesterday.
It’s funny… we talk a lot about charter schools at the station, yet it didn’t even occur to me now that Ella is Kindergarten age. The public elementary school in this part of town is somewhat brutal, which is not entirely their fault: they have a large population of special ed kids. Still, if I can...
for shits and giggles follow
hathaway:
sdot:
dutycalls.tumblr.com
this blog is of actual phone calls/conversations as told by an employee of Jury Services. I’ve deleted names, for the privacy as well as the self-esteem of the jurors. In some cases, the conversations are condensed to relay the meat of each story.
Following this so hard.
Also, I’ve never been called to duty, and I’d kinda like to give it a...
A note to anybody unfamiliar with vegetable steamers: they will scorch your hand something fierce. I’m still hurtin’.
The Dugout: Dontrelle Willis Returns →
i spent last season in triple A
coulda spent that s*** in tripoli
aint give a f*** what you say
thered be hell to pay
cause my leg kick high to the milky way
I would pay real, actual money to see this performed by the actual players.
Supreme Disappointments: Conservatives and... →
onemoretimewithfeeling:
In truth, rights are not social gifts but political principles based on facts of reality. These facts don’t bend to the so-called will of society. That’s why the most fundamental question a Supreme Court justice must answer is what in fact do the individual’s rights to life, liberty, property, and happiness include? Only then can he determine if a certain law or...
My brain isn’t here today. Please leave a message.
How Does This Work?
I swear, the folks of the afternoon show are starting to show up later and later. I got in at 10:30 (30 minutes past when I normally walk in), and I still beat everybody.
Repost with your current ringtone
mastodonstorm:
shmaltzy:
Nasty Shoes - Destery YES. YOU’RE JEALOUS. [:
Come Sail Away by Styx
THE BRASS BONANZA
And as cheesy as it is, Brandie gets the special ringtone of “Brandy (You’re a Fine Girl)”, despite the lyrics being what they are.
Commercial: What are YOU doing on your 3 Day Ohio Vacation?
Me: Silently weeping?
onemoretimewithfeeling:
kapi:
Regulate - Warren...
The Onion: KFC No Longer Permitted To Use Word... →
“KFC’s claim that its fried offerings have ‘that taste you’ll just love to eat’ is in direct violation of federal regulations,” acting FCC chairman Michael Copps said. “The word ‘eat’ is legally permissible only in reference to substances appropriate for human consumption. Any implication that a consumer could or should ‘enjoy’ a...
Now that I don’t have to read things for school anymore, I’m finding it increasingly difficult to read for my own self. I’ve made it no secret that I have been loving the hell out of James Bovard’s “Attention Deficit Democracy”, but I didn’t even crack it open across the 3-day weekend. Granted, the book covers some heady material, and it’s not...
I’ve been exchanging e-mails today with Ross Mitchell. Morning host at KKOH and “That REALLY Deep Voice” on Coast to Coast AM. He’s gonna cut a couple of things for the station, which is actually really cool. I swear this dude has 3 balls.
Watchdavereed:
The Kids in the Hall plan their national tour (2:48)
Jesus, they have not aged well. They’re still funny, but yikes.
Me: I had a to-do list, and I don't know what happened to it!
Don: Uh-oh.
Me: And now I don't know what to do!
Don: Well, make a new to-do list. And make the first thing "Find the Old To-Do List".
