December 2009
November 2009
Caller: We went Black Friday shopping this year. We took an angel off the Angel Tree, and the little girl wanted a Zhu Zhu Hamster. Unfortunately we didn't get one.
Brian: Well, I heard Shaggy has one, maybe he'll sell it to you.
Me: FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS.
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Me: Wait, is the Angel Tree for the poor kids or the dying kids, because if it's for the dying kids I'm gonna be sad.
Brian: It's for the poor, dying kids.
Me: Aw crap.
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If it weren't for disappointment, I wouldn't have...
The move fell through. :(
wooliebear:
Did Ohio get wider while we were gone? It’s taking us forever to cross this state.
Thanksgiving dinner will do that to a state.
My co-worker has not only written up 3 different College Football playoff proposals, but he’s worked out who would have been in the playoffs for 11 years.
Wow.
Leftover Championship Series
Chili
Meatloaf
Turkey
Pizza
Tacos
You gonna deny that?
Screw Leftover Turkey
Leftover Chili is the top of the leftover charts. Hands down.
Purdue 64, Central Michigan 38 →
onemoretimewithfeeling:
culby:
Headline: Boilermakers dip the Chips
I’m fuckin’ hilarious.
I don’t understand why CMU suddenly became a pretty good team only after I left. I sat through way too many pathetic losing seasons!
If you’re talking football, it’s Dan LeFevour. Don’t worry, he graduates this year, they’ll go back down the tank soon.
Unfortunately,...
Purdue 64, Central Michigan 38 →
Headline: Boilermakers dip the Chips
I’m fuckin’ hilarious.
GOOD NEWS: The Jackets/Calgary game is going to be on Hockey Night in Canada!
BAD NEWS: In Western Canada. The CBC channel we get here in Toledo (CBET Windsor) will be showing something else instead.
Boo. :(
So we’re moving in about a month. New place, more space, same rent. Don’t ask.
The problem is with packing. There’s no place to put all the boxes. Our dining room looks like a storage unit. And we just got started.
My Daughter Got a Package from her Great...
It was a bright… pink… Snuggie.
I can now personally attest to the fact that they’re a waste of good fleece.
I've always thought it would be neat to be in a...
passthemike:
dbizzle:
Too bad people on the subway are always bitter, crazy, sleeping or avoiding eye contact at all cost.
Why don’t you start the singing?
“My baby takes the morning train..”
Just my luck, it would be a song I don’t know.
ohtrouble:
turns out watching football by yourself on Thanksgiving isn’t much fun.
Sad face.
If you need an excuse, the games are shit.
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Thankful for...
A wife that listens to my bad jokes and hasn’t strangled me in my sleep. A daughter that enjoys a hockey game as much as a Barbie movie. A job that pays me to make fun of the Detroit Lions, and a boss that hasn’t strangled me in the middle of a sportscast. A family that has bailed me out more than once, and hasn’t strangled me in the middle of a holiday dinner.
Also, I’m...
NBC chooses Brett Favre over Tom Brady - TV Squad →
lenier:
On December 6, NBC has chosen a Vikings/Cardinals game over a Pats/Dolphins match.
Headline should read: “FUCK YOUUUU, DOLPHIIINNNS!”
/southpark
Brett Favre vs. Kurt Warner? Does the winner get a lifetime supply of Geritol?
Heading to the 941 for le Turkey tomorrow
bowlingalleylawyer:
kbels:
I’m bringing the wine and cheesecake, so you bet your ass if theirs any incidents I’m locking myself in my brother’s room with both items, having myself a Golden Girls Thanksgiving with him. We’ll talk it out over cheesecake and our witty one liners. I love us.
did you know?! did you know?!
you can buy TUBS of just cheesecake filling in the grocery store now?!
I...
“I was in New York last week, and every retard parent in that town keeps their...”
– Drew Magary
Not Everyone Is "Special"
davidkendall:
This post inspired this mini-rant.
I hate to break it to everyone, but not every single person is special. Nor does every single person deserve special treatment, special privileges, or the right to look down their noses at others they deem less special.
We’re living in a time where parents, teachers, and other know-it-alls believe it important not to hurt our kids feelings, to...
Did they just make a Mike Tomlin joke on House? Fantastic.
The Post Office doesn’t give away tape anymore?
That’s a bummer, I had like 10 rolls of that stuff.
oh shut up
bowlingalleylawyer:
Aries
Your powers of discrimination may not be working very well today, so it’s a smart idea to take it slowly if you are attracted to someone or something. You may be all fired up and raring to go for it, but you’re probably not seeing things clearly at all. Your positive thinking can backfire on you if you are so overconfident that you miss crucial details. Take time to...
BONED
While thinking about the short work week this week, I realized I’ll see nothing of the sort. I’m working a football game on Friday, a basketball game on Saturday, and then Benchwarmers on Sunday.
I might attempt to bail on Sunday. I gotta enjoy some time off, damn it.
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