November 2009
Funny, I don’t remember being this worn out when I was trick-or-treating back in the day.
October 2009
Out on a date with the little lady. You can tell we’re an odd couple: she orders steak, I order pasta.
Ben: Issue 3 raped my mother! And my father!
Me: Casinos eat babies! I seen em!
Ben: Casinos are to blame for the CBJ power play!
Me: CASINOS INJECTED MARK MCGWIRE WITH STEROIDS
Texting Fun
onemoretimewithfeeling:
What I meant to text:
Haha
What my phone autocorrected it to:
Hats
I think hats might just be my new haha.
There was a guy I worked with who was trying to start some new slang. If I remember correctly, anything that was good was supposed to be “bucket”, and anything bad was supposed to be “pail”.
That’s pretty hats right there.
i jus wanna do nerdrat stuff wif my friends
I’m having the hardest time focusing today. From the moment I woke up, I’ve been spaced out. And for some reason, I really want to jam on some Super Mario 3.
Watchfuckyeahhockey: thebozz:
This may have been the worst collective goaltending performance ever.
Jimmy Howard looks like he’s still trying to figure out the goalie controls on the Be A Pro Mode in NHL 10 (thanks to Pensblog for that line).
Red Wings fans like to give the number of Tuesday’s until “They reclaim the cup that’s righfully theirs”. They might want to add a few more to whatever that...
The Citizens of Toledo are SO LAZY...
How lazy are they?
They are SO LAZY, that I get letters from the Jehova’s Witnesses.
Every time I see a new game I want to buy (Left 4 Dead, Left 4 Dead 2, Borderlands), I have to remind myself that I’m still not finished with the bunch of not-as-new games I’ve got (Assassin’s Creed, Bioshock… Half-Life 2).
Can you name the teams of the Big Four U.S.... →
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Culby is my new favorite person.
ohtrouble:
Thanks for the link!
I HELPED!
are you. freaking. kidding. me.
ohtrouble:
I found “Friday Night Lights” on youtube. Except whomever uploaded it didn’t upload the last part.
Someone’s getting punched in the throat.
You’ve got mail.
complicatedshoes:
If you’ve never had a CD walkman mounted on the dashboard of your car, you’re not as cool as me.
Not just mounted, velcro mounted.
Check and mate.
I eat a lot of cereal. It’s something that’s stuck with me from my youth. And, from time to time, I’ve been known to pick up a box of cereal that I’ll squirrel away from the wife and kid. Something that’s just for me. Coco Puffs? Maybe. Peanut Butter Crunch? Definitely.
But this time, I went all out. My dirty little cereal secret. Grape Nuts.
WHERE'S MY JACKETS
>:(
Game One of the World Series? Meh. Detroit Pistons Opening Night? Yawn. Cavs try to bounce back after last night’s loss? Ugh.
Columbus Blue Jackets Hockey? AWW HELL YEAH.
ajamison:
culby:
WHY MUST THIS AIR ON DIRECTV FIRST? WHY?
(New season starts tonight, by the vy. NBC airs it NEXT SUMMER. Fuck that, I’m torrenting that shit.)
Why? Because if this deal hadn’t been made with DirecTV, the show wouldn’t be on at all since the ratings are (sadly) awful. If we want to actually support the show & encourage other great shows like it to be...
ohtrouble:
I hate when people say “my gays.” It seems dismissive and condescending. Like, look at how cool I am! I have gay friends! I collect them and show them off so everyone knows how progressive I am! They’re gay, so I have to constantly identify them by their sexual orientation.
I know no one means any harm by it, but it’s just something that rubs me the wrong way. I don’t understand why...
How to start a riot in the office: →
1happyst:
Send a broadcast message to the entire floor that says, “I bought some extra Halloween candy. It’s in the breakroom. Get it while it lasts.” Only 3 injuries reported this time though, so that’s…
This reminds me of a BOFH bit where they installed infra-red cameras, moved the fire exit signs, cut the power, and took bets on which employee would make it out first.
UPDATE: Found it.
THANKS ALARM CLOCK
FOR WAKING ME UP IN A TIMELY MANNER
DICK
“There are three things I’ve learned not to discuss with people: religion,...”
– Linus
“He was a typical politician: affable, but loud.”
– My boss. Does it matter who he was talking about?
Remember back in the day, you’d start playing some really cool game like Doom or System Shock 2? And the next thing you know it’s 2am and you’ve got to be up at 6am the next day? But it was OK because the game you were playing was just THAT ENGROSSING?
Yeah, I just hit 280,000 on Bejeweled Blitz. God, nerd life got lame really quick.
