July 2007
Barry Bonds Goes to Heaven →
There is some strong language, but good god is it ever poignant.
“I don’t know why they call it Fantasy football. This is a fucking nightmare.”
– Kissing Suzy Kolber: AHHHHHH!!!! FRANK GORE BROKE HIS F—KING HAND!!!!
WatchHow to win at NASCAR: Drive fast.
Sure Enough, NASCAR Fan Whines →
Just be glad you’re on TV. Signed, NHL fans.
“Crack is a testament to both our ingenuity and our insatiable desire to get...”
– The 50 Greatest Things about America - the Phat Phree
'Alvin and the Chipmunks' Trailer →
With all the turd eating you could want! I’m not kidding.
What the hell, Amber Alert? Is it Alaska or Arkansas?
RACISTS RUIN EVERYTHING →
Remember when the Boise State player proposed to a cheerleader after scoring the 2 point conversion on the Statue of Liberty play? Yeah, he’s gotten death threats.
Geography Lessons at International Park
Me: And do you see that flag, Ella?
Ella: Yeah. It's Red and Yellow and Black.
Me: That's the flag for a country called Germany. That's where your great grandmother Kathy is from.
Ella: Great Grandma Kathy?!
Me: Yeah. She lived in Germany.
Ella: That must be fun!
Me: Oh yeah, East Germany was a laugh riot.
What's THIS? →
I’m guessing I’ll need to be “cleaner” on that one.
“Some guy kept shouting “She’s an Angel” between songs. I...”
– A guy at TMBG’s show in Toronto. Funny because that guy was also at the Detroit show.
Could it get any worse in Sports? →
Slate says “Yes.”
NASCAR Fans very scared of ESPN →
“Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?”
“Give a man a fish, and he’ll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and...”
– Me, after a discussion about the expense of fishing licenses with Brandie.
WatchThe Backboard Strikes Back
Goatse on CNN →
God bless the Internet.
TMBG show last night! →
I hope somebody updates it soon, I’ll be damned if I can remember what the setlist was.
Oh SNAP!
Joe: We're having problems with popups on the Traffic computer.
Kristyn: Like what?
Joe: Well, like (Sally) was back there in the middle of her report, and then, BOOM, 3 popups in her face.
Kristyn: Well, she should be used to that.
NBA Ref Fixed Games?! →
Shit, meet fan.
Checkers 'solved' →
Can it go away now so we can all concentrate on chess?
John Edwards Vows To End All Bad Things By 2011 →
MAJOR Friday Night Lights spoilers →
“Once you get past the naked guys, the food is fantastic.”
– Me, discussing Brandie’s dream last night.
Grover: "Jones, I don't want this to sound like stoner talk, but man, I've been staring at the moon for like 20 minutes now. And what I'm realizing is that the moon is this awesome, complex thing thats like... right there! And we don't even think about it."
Jones: ....
Grover: "Yeah, I guess that was stoner talk."
Jones: "I've got a sun that'll blow your mind."
Ohio's Lack of Sporting Ability →
The Columbus Destroyers are in the Arena League championship? Who knew?
Kiss the (Madden) Rings →
This is either the dumbest idea ever or the most brilliant idea ever.
We Went To A Hockey Game And Gay Porn Broke Out →
1000 Blank White Cards →
How badly do I want to play this game? So very badly.
“During “Turn Ahead the Clock” night at Three Rivers, they had loaded...”
– Deadspin Commenter
Rickey being Rickey →
“you know, david, i’m reminded of the baseball player ricky hennerson, who...”
– RickeyAndTheHendersons, The Dugout
A Dramatic Reading →
Chapter 17 of the Worst Fanfic Ever.
